Semilogical wrote:
They sent my Census form back!
In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?'
I put......'Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable b*st*rds, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in Texas, half of freaking Mexico, Some of the Congress, most of the Senate and a sorry *** President!'
Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.
That's freaking hilarious!