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 Post subject: This is hilarious
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:07 am 
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 Post subject: Re: This is hilarious
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:33 pm 
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I am reminded of a joke.

A police officer pulls over an old man and old lady.

Officer: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Old Man: No officer.
Old Lady: Oh, you do to, I told you that you needed to replace that broken taillight back there over a month ago.
Old Man: Woman, would you shut up?!
Officer: Well, No sir, I pulled you over because you rolled through that stop sign back there.
Old Man: Oh no officer, I am quite certain that I stopped at that sign.
Old Lady: Oh, now don't you lie to the officer, I have told you hundreds of times that you need to stop at the stop signs, you ALWAYS roll through them and never stop.
Old Man: Would you shut your *bleeping* mouth, you witch!
Officer: Maam, does he always talk to you that way?
Old Lady: No, only when he has been drinking!


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 Post subject: Re: This is hilarious
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:43 pm 
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hayvern wrote:
I am reminded of a joke.

A police officer pulls over an old man and old lady.

Officer: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Old Man: No officer.
Old Lady: Oh, you do to, I told you that you needed to replace that broken taillight back there over a month ago.
Old Man: Woman, would you shut up?!
Officer: Well, No sir, I pulled you over because you rolled through that stop sign back there.
Old Man: Oh no officer, I am quite certain that I stopped at that sign.
Old Lady: Oh, now don't you lie to the officer, I have told you hundreds of times that you need to stop at the stop signs, you ALWAYS roll through them and never stop.
Old Man: Would you shut your *bleeping* mouth, you witch!
Officer: Maam, does he always talk to you that way?
Old Lady: No, only when he has been drinking!


That's hilarious! :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

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